I hate PHP
I hate PHP. Even though it's the programming language I use the most to earn my keep, I can no longer keep this inside me. For years I've been trying to play nice and see the good side of it but lately PHP has been making me waste countless hours, even days, to do things that should be doable in just a few minutes or a couple of hours. I just can't take it any longer.
If my friends and colleagues don't agree with me, I'm sorry and I hope you understand that I have nothing against you. I'd love to talk with you about this but before we do that, please read on.